After defeating the Bugs as a Roughneck and returning from Klendathu, Adam set his sights on more Earthly pursuits. He assisted in making Jurassic Park a reality by studying cell biology at McGill University and offering his services to the billionaire John Hammond. Following the unfortunate events that transpired on Isla Nublar, he shifted his career away from invoking nature’s fury to focus on more reasonable ventures. He now resides as a UBC law student and spends his spare time retrofitting

Deloreans to use the metric system – however converting from 1.21 jiggawatts has proven elusive thus far.

Otherwise, he spends his time laughing at other people, building Excel spreadsheets of celebrity drug habits, and spreading love in the form of prolonged and tender hugs. Apart from owning a stable of demonic pets as a level 91 destruction warlock, his interests include antihistamines, magnets, and hissing matches with startled raccoons. He hopes to use his law degree to make campy local TV commercials asking if you’ve been injured by any of your tupperware.